TRYIGN TO BAKE COOKIES ON MY HOT FACE
- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
- phone: *rings*
- me: no
the difference between DC & Marvel
- Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Tony Stark: YOLO
